Stop The Flood Now!

The rising costs of gas.

The increase in inflation.

Exorbitant housing prices and housing shortages.

Aliens that are flooding our borders are obviously to blame. We know there are 12 million of them, and yet the government does nothing!

I don’t understand why people don’t see the truth of this matter. For decades that we’re aware of, perhaps even centuries, aliens have been landing their spaceships covertly, taking over all the good custodial and fast-food service jobs, mutilating our cattle and abducting upstanding, God-fearing militia members.

I spoke about this matter to my God-fearing, Christian-friendly, and Earth-loving friend Eric today. His idea is to get the TSA involved on the ground level. We know that FEMA can’t handle this crisis, since control of that organization is clearly under alien-sway. But the TSA, who operate independent of any regulatory body as shown by their ability to hassle, harass, profile anyone and everyone reflects their free-from-fear capability. Only via an organization that has no concerns about stealing from people’s luggage can we once again find safety within our terrestrial borders!