Why I Prefer a Private Bathroom

Besides the cleanliness issue, the comfortable toilet paper, and the privacy . . . there's always that odd individual who makes your public bathroom experience slightly uncomfortable. Today, for example, there was a man, in a stall, talking to someone on his phone.

I do not make this up.

The guy is on the throne, taking care of business, and at the same time holding forth at great length on some topic that requires he keep his friend on the line.

Sign of the apocolypse? You decide.