Some Headlines
US defends actions of Lebanese troops - What the hell, we haven't invaded anyone recently. Let's back a government that is bombing refugees!
Dems set war bill without Iraq timeline - But it will include a recipe for waffles and fence-sitting.
Expert in Landis doping case calls evidence "sloppy data" - "But the French are still snappy dressers!"
Sharpton: Mormon friction 'fabricated' - "But those Latter Day Saints, now them I hate," Sharpton concluded.
Tale of the 'Idol' tape: Jordin vs Blake - Or, as I like to call it, "Proof the apocalypse came and went."
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