You Say You Want A Resolution

If you've been a faithful reader, and a Rob-trivia afficionado, then you know that I don't make New Years Resolutions. Mostly because I take my personal records the way I take my coffee: clean with no coffee.

However, that's all about to change, and you can witness history in the making, right here, right now:

Rob's New Years Resolution - 2008

10- Spend less time with my family, friends and new son.
9- Gain weight and/or inches.
8- Put up progressively worse race times.
7- Swear, curse, and blaspheme more.
6- Write fewer blogs.
5- Write less on my own fiction.
4- Eat more carbs containing cholesterol and fat, more fat containing carbs and cholesterol and more cholesterol containing fat and carbs.
3- See less of the world and adopt a radically Republican viewpoint on the world at large.
2- Vote for no one, since it's just one vote and won't make any difference anyhow.

And my #1 New Years Resolution for 2008 . . .

1- Look gift horses in the mouth, judge books by their covers, leap without looking, and wake sleeping dogs, bears, lions and tigers. Oh My!

Happy New Year 2008 to everyone!